Criminal cativities in my backyard
As an unemployed adult daughter, I am homebound. I recently noticed that this year I’ve started hearing cats fighting in my backyard. My parents also noticed an increase in activity of fruit and herb thievery. The culprits?
Long-hair tabby-grey cat
Look of a guilty criminal walking on eggshells. Caught red-handed!
Floofiest black cat
Don’t let the fluff fool you. Hidden under the fur are sharp weapons (claws)
Missing: Short-haired calico cat
Pretty lady used to yowl all day. Known for her brutal attacks on local baby rabbits, these are the testimonies:
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These criminals need to be rehabilitated and monitored (kept indoors) to prevent further organised crimes (destroying gardens) and murder (of wildlife). They were last spotted breaking and entering (an open door) the house at the end of the block. Please contact local authorities if you see them…
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