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Criminal cativities in my backyard

As an unemployed adult daughter, I am homebound. I recently noticed that this year I’ve started hearing cats fighting in my backyard. My parents also noticed an increase in activity of fruit and herb thievery. The culprits?

Long-hair tabby-grey cat

long-hair tabby-grey cat staring at the camera while standing on a garden bed with crushed eggshells. The background is a stool with the black cat under the stool, also staring Look of a guilty criminal walking on eggshells. Caught red-handed!

Floofiest black cat

fluffy long-hair black cat sitting on the fence looking back at the camera Don’t let the fluff fool you. Hidden under the fur are sharp weapons (claws)

Missing: Short-haired calico cat

Pretty lady used to yowl all day. Known for her brutal attacks on local baby rabbits, these are the testimonies:

large adult black and white rabbit getting petted * thump * * thump * * thump *

tiny baby black and white rabbit sitting on green grass ...

These criminals need to be rehabilitated and monitored (kept indoors) to prevent further organised crimes (destroying gardens) and murder (of wildlife). They were last spotted breaking and entering (an open door) the house at the end of the block. Please contact local authorities if you see them…